The Future is Void
The Future is Void
The Future is Void
The Future is Void

The Future is Void

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines

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OUR NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs

A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE

Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.

 

Frames tech
black futuristic sunglasses

THE FUTURE IS VOID.


What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you're running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won't be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it'll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. You'd feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn't matter what time you cross the finish line.

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