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FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE, TOO! CLOWNS HOWEVER ARE QUESTIONABLE. THE TIME HAS COME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT ON THIS AGE OLD TRADITION. SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN.
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WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
CARL THE FLAMINGO SHARES THE CHILDHOOD MEMORY BEHIND HIS COULROPHOBIA.
READ OUR SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN ORIGIN STORY
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