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Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
Included with purchase.
Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out, like us? Either way, pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialize the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips, umbrella holders, and laser hair regrowth helmets?!READ THE ORIGIN STORY