Cheesy Flight Attendant
Cheesy Flight Attendant
Cheesy Flight Attendant
Cheesy Flight Attendant

Cheesy Flight Attendant

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

 

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IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

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LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech
moonstone bornite clear multi-colored sunglasses with blue lenses

She oozes style and grace...


Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.

Read our Cheesy Flight Attendant
Origin Story to find out how you too
can be Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!>

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